perhaps they broke it open, closed it, and then dumped it there
CloakerJosh on
What, they started smashing it, found out that beyond the superficial layer there was *chipboard* and decided to give up…?
PSXer on
Who the hell makes a safe out of particle board?
Geezso on
Holesaw it. See how deep the OSB goes.
b1gmouth on
Someone left a locked safe like this in my condo when they moved out. I was able to reset the code but was still missing the key required to open it. I finally cracked the lock using a ballpoint pen and discovered… the key to the safe inside lol.
Mere_Man on
Plot twist: OP is the thief and came to Reddit hoping for advice on how to open it…
effortfulcrumload on
Can you feel stuff moving around if you shake/roll it
slinkhi on
I bet the combination is the same as my luggage
le-quack on
Check online there might be a default override code that was never changed
a0604912red on
Is that really made of particle chips?
Legitimate_Onion1107 on
If you find a tongue in there I might know who it belonged to
Kamusaurio on
cut the back with an angle grinder
elyxar on
Grab it, go buy some aluminum shavings/powder and some iron oxide and use thermite to open it.
CliffBiffington on
Geraldo Rivera.
the_Skeleton_king93 on
Report it to the police
Nat20CritHit on
Pick up where they left off. Show the world that you’re not a quitter.
TheRemedy187 on
Failed to break open a plywood safe lol
JohnHurts on
It’s really sad when you want to be a big-time burglar but all you’ve got is a crowbar.
A nice big angle grinder and that thing would be wide open.
pat8u3 on
anyone remember the reddit safe hype and the spider web… or am I too old now
Mister_Brevity on
huh, particle board
YoBoiCam420 on
Hit the top with a rubber mallet on a solid surface and jiggle the lock open at the same time
freedoomed on
Why is the door made of particle board?
TheIronBung on
The door’s OSB and they still couldn’t get it? The owner just about deserves to get robbed and the theif doesn’t deserve the contents…
Ange1ofD4rkness on
Why does the door look like particle board?
Drenaxel on
That reminded me of an old reddit post where someone bought an old drug dealer house and found a locked vault in the basement.
TheGrandExquisitor on
Hold up ….
Is that safe made of particle board?
ThinkingTanking on
Not this again.
the_millenial_falcon on
Would this be the hacking or lockpicking minigame?
Dapoopers on
Shinodacs on
Is that safe made of wood ?
HonoluluEpstein on
Y’all seen Mr Inbetween? I ain’t touching it
Vape_Like_A_Boss on
Is there stuff in it when you shake it?
Lowca on
Is it safe to take?
mylocker15 on
There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault but it wasn’t Geraldo’s fault.
3MATX on
If you take it to an empty parking garage and drop it from second or third level, you’ll find gravity knows the correct combination. Â
mlledufarge on
This is a really easy thing to get into. You just set it against the wall. Then, go to the other side of the wall and paint a black hole. Reach in and get your stuff. Easy peasy.
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Nope.
Just nope.
perhaps they broke it open, closed it, and then dumped it there
What, they started smashing it, found out that beyond the superficial layer there was *chipboard* and decided to give up…?
Who the hell makes a safe out of particle board?
Holesaw it. See how deep the OSB goes.
Someone left a locked safe like this in my condo when they moved out. I was able to reset the code but was still missing the key required to open it. I finally cracked the lock using a ballpoint pen and discovered… the key to the safe inside lol.
Plot twist: OP is the thief and came to Reddit hoping for advice on how to open it…
Can you feel stuff moving around if you shake/roll it
I bet the combination is the same as my luggage
Check online there might be a default override code that was never changed
Is that really made of particle chips?
If you find a tongue in there I might know who it belonged to
cut the back with an angle grinder
Grab it, go buy some aluminum shavings/powder and some iron oxide and use thermite to open it.
Geraldo Rivera.
Report it to the police
Pick up where they left off. Show the world that you’re not a quitter.
Failed to break open a plywood safe lol
It’s really sad when you want to be a big-time burglar but all you’ve got is a crowbar.
A nice big angle grinder and that thing would be wide open.
anyone remember the reddit safe hype and the spider web… or am I too old now
huh, particle board
Hit the top with a rubber mallet on a solid surface and jiggle the lock open at the same time
Why is the door made of particle board?
The door’s OSB and they still couldn’t get it? The owner just about deserves to get robbed and the theif doesn’t deserve the contents…
Why does the door look like particle board?
That reminded me of an old reddit post where someone bought an old drug dealer house and found a locked vault in the basement.
Hold up ….
Is that safe made of particle board?
Not this again.
Would this be the hacking or lockpicking minigame?
Is that safe made of wood ?
Y’all seen Mr Inbetween? I ain’t touching it
Is there stuff in it when you shake it?
Is it safe to take?
There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault but it wasn’t Geraldo’s fault.
If you take it to an empty parking garage and drop it from second or third level, you’ll find gravity knows the correct combination. Â
This is a really easy thing to get into. You just set it against the wall. Then, go to the other side of the wall and paint a black hole. Reach in and get your stuff. Easy peasy.
